This bad boy is all Lightroom presets, all the time!  Fire up your copy of Lightroom and fire away, then stand back and bask in your own genius.  Or at least the genius of Tim and Madie Photography, who sent in this recipe.

Auto brightness
Auto shadows & blacks
Tone | Afternoon Delight | Lite
Tone | Chocolate Rain | Lite
Tone | Purple Nurple | Strong
Sharpen | sharp cheddar
Auto contrast
Manual Recovery set to 18
Vignette Michelangelo backed off from -50 to -20
Brought vignette midpoint in to 25